Time to make a reference to the 'reading' column. Keyboards aren't terrifically great for teaching you how to read, and if you look to your right (or along the top) you will find it's absolutely pathetic at teaching you how to count to ten. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 0. I can imagine 5 year olds in a classroom -
'And what comes after 9?'
'Zero!'
'Aye?'
And before you know it a demon bursts in, slaughters the teacher and starts running an underage army. O.o Uh...ignore that...

My mother has currently taken over the Xbox and my sim(s)...it makes you wonder how many people have trouble differentiating between what's real and what's simply an imitation.
Speaking (typing really...) of electronics, I'm wondering (forgive me if I'm horribly slow) if there's a connection between the cancer caused from microwaves and the cancer caused from mobile phones. Microwaves give off radiation, am I correct? Perhaps it's not just that, but all the electronic systems and devices in the world. Even microchips have had problems. NAW I'm just trying to make you all paranoid

My cousins have a turkey chick THING in a box in their bathroom. Anyway it's small and it's cute and it hasn't attacked me. Yay I'm getting on with the farm animals! Hehehe I'm going soft. It's really adorable and fwuffy and...I'll shuddup now...
And the midget cousins are getting freakishly tall. Nevertheless, they're way more fun. Quite content to give me bruises and all *wince* HAHAHA aside from my poor relative who fell of the 'neco' bike and broke his arm. For anyone who does latin, wouldn't you consider him particularly lucky?

Went to church this morning. We have a new priest...O.o...reminds me of Everto somewhat...yeeks what a nightmare. I'll be meeting him with the others at 5:30.
Even worse # was there. I was certain he wouldn't be and have been switching churches specifically to avoid him. Sigh. Futile attempts - I might as well just get the chainsaw and watch his guts splatter across the wall *teehee*
EVEN WORSE my singing teacher was there. That in itself wouldn't have been so bad. The fact that she was asking me about lessons, and that my parents hadn't clarified that I was quitting next year, and that I was the first to break the news...wow. The face was priceless. Note to self; severe lack of communication with family is not a good thing.

Most random thing I've done today; woken up to the sound of 'Nokia Remix'. Can I just say that is the LOUDEST soundtrack on my phone and nearly threw me off the bed in fright. *swears to self* Surprising it didn't wake up half the neighbourhood.
Storytime; once I woke up at 5am, plugged in my electronic piano, attached it to the speakers and turned it up to full blast. Go Phantom of the Opera! The lame thing? I figured out my parents slept like rocks.
Even more storytime; I woke my parents up on Christmas morning at 4am to compensate. They didn't appreciate the effort.
Most random thing done in exams; Found out I can press the = button on a calculator 363 times in a minute. I would have loved to try that with the light switch but the supervisors have no sense of humour.

-What's the most random thing you've done?
-What's the most annoying thing you've done?
-What's the most downright hilarious thing you've done? (Walking off a wharf...great...dad wants me on AFV *groan*)
-What are boredom busters DURING examinations?
-Has anyone seen the film where the little chinese emperor decides to show his friend how much power he has? He forces the adult there to drink from an ink pot. Brilliantly done.
-Has anyone got Assasin's Creed II?
-Has anyone wondered whether what would happen if you lined tacks on the road and ran a car travelling at 151.12km/h over them? Would it flip? Or would the tyres burst and run the front along the road? (pondering face)
-What happens to all the shoes stuck on the power lines?????????????????